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i didnt get 439 :(
what do u mean by the way he told it? |
want some laugh? visit this:)
https://www.lordswm.com/photo_pl_photos.php?aid=10378 |
for k-n-i-g-h-t:
It's just that they were laughing of him instead of the joke he said and that it's important even how you say the number. |
A bear walks into a bar, walks up to the bar and says:
"Barman, I would like a ..................................beer please."
Barman, " Certainly! but why the big Paws?" |
| lol |
This thread is pretty big so I don't know if these were already said.
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Two electricians were on a ladder, when an old woman passes by them. One of the electricians asks the old woman:
-Can you please give me the wire over there?
The old woman slowly bends, takes the wire and gives it to the electrician.
Then the electrician tells the other:
-See, I told you this is the neutral!
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Two chemists walk in a restaurant.
The first one says:
-I want a glass of H2O.
The second one says:
-I want a glass of H2O, too.
It is known that only one of them survived. |
| is it sad that I actually understand the second one from #446? ^_^ |
Bwahahaha
For all you chaps that prob didn't catch it, H2O2 is the chemical formula for Hydrogen Peroxide :)
For Slayer: Guess I'm a little sad too bud :) |
For Slayer: Guess I'm a little sad too bud :)
yup me 3 |
This is an epic PJ
When there is a will there is a way but when there is igles there is no way ......
x_x souldnt let thsi thread die :-P |
When there is a will there is a way but when there is igles there is no way ......
nice1 |
A guy walks into a pub and is about to order a beer, when he sees two big pieces of meat hanging on hooks from the ceiling above the bar.
He is rather curious about this, so he asks the barman about them... The barman replies, " Well lad, if you can jump up and take a bite out of either of those pieces of meat you will have free drinks all evening. If however you do jump up and try to take a bite and fail, you have to buy everyone in the whole pub a drink."
The man looks around the crowded pub and ponders whether or not to try his luck...
After a while he says to the barman, " I don't think I'm going to try because the steaks are too high" |
:P
You know some people have a heart attack after they've found out they've won a million dollars?
This one just died. |
for blazingarpit:
Dude these photo's are from 9GAG.com
A very funny site wich provides us from daily meme's, joke's justin bieber his femaleness and more. |
| 9gag used to be funny. |
If Agent 007 is James Bond, then who is Agent 111?
Think..
Think....
It's James Bond too, in binary (base 2)! |
If Agent 007 is James Bond, then who is Agent 111?
Think..
Think....
It's James Bond too, in binary (base 2)!
=_= |
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All students were busy writing except one. When teacher checked his note book, there was written "Due to Rain, No Match"
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Once four Engineering students were partying till late night and didn't study. For the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
The Dean was a Just person so he said that you can have a retest after three days. They said they were ready.
On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.
The test consisted of two question with a total marks of 100.
Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)
Q2. Which tyre burst ? (98 marks) |
The Dean was a Just person so he said that you can have a retest after three days. They said they were ready.
On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.
The test consisted of two question with a total marks of 100.
Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)
Q2. Which tyre burst ? (98 marks)
i guess this ones already been posted |
| yes its been poster but for 5 marks and 95 marks |
