| Author | Uncle Modi's Tavern |
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Well, maybe I should say putting 15k to get flattery from a women is hard these days. Especially when women are attracted to their own kind.
*casts Lightning on Zioblade, 1 Zioblade perishes.*
Come on, u think I would die by that amateur lightning spell? I am a hero, not a stack of swordsmen or whatever. Have u ever seen someone cast lightning on that hero character in battles? I cannot be killed by elemental or just plain physical damage. By the way, I can cast tentacles spells. (exclusively for my own use) Just that I dun use it on u.
Ehem! I did not remember giving permission to reproduce my poem elsewhere.
Well, I can still put a link and state the post number of your post though. It is almost the same content, just that I make it convenient for other to read without having to refer to another post in another thread. |
Well, maybe I should say putting 15k to get flattery from a women is hard these days. Especially when women are attracted to their own kind.
Whoa boy... don't be hasty and jump to conclusions, ya? You can't just read poems and take it literally. I was merely making a metaphoric statement which describes the action of putting my lips on a straw and drinking through it. That's all!
Geez... |
| I was just playing around because I was bored. The devil has come to me. hehe. |
| Errr, yeah. I knew that, I was just playing along. Hehe... >.> |
Let me try something with the word "straw"
Looking at the clear blue sky through the hole of the straw. XD |
/lolthought Guy playing female toon telling Modi how hot he is... and wins 15k. /endlolthought
Not going to happen if I know it's a dude. That's why I wrote female, not female toon. If a dude tried that on me Toshiro would bust him up good and throw him out of the tavern. You know we don't swing that way.
Stay thirsty my friends |
Modi is right.And to all who had that idea with that female toon....I can tell you a secret about Modi s inventory in this game:
He has a special weapon to detect women behind each avatar. He has a pneumatic-optical-flux-valve detector as a special artifact that he got from Empire. With that extraordinary weapon he is able to find out the correct gender behind your avatar. So watch out there for those who think they can prank us.
And be sure, Modi got the biggest inventory space here in this game. So he got a lot of special weapons out there. Be sure of that!
p.s.:
"My biggest pet peeve is people who jump the queue. Especially when its about lunch time." |
He has a pneumatic-optical-flux-valve detector as a special artifact that he got from Empire.
And why would Empire create such an artifact in the first place? |
for Modi:
y would anyont say your hot when u dont look that good or it could just your not hot in my standards |
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y would anyont say your hot when u dont look that good or it could just your not hot in my standards
Uh huh. Your standards? A 20 year old online as much as you has standards? Bwahahahaha All the hot chicks your
Is this your dream date?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw |
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All the hot chicks your age are out with a guy. Wallflowers are online :P
Stay thirsty my friends |
What sort of tavern has no juke box?
"But there isn't any electricity in the Empire," says the nerd.
Yeah well, I hired some gremlin engineers to construct one that works without conventional power.
"But there are no CD's in Empire," says the dork.
Yeah well, I used my time machine to bring some back here. You see geeks, anything is possible in a virtual world.
Post your favorite classic rock song here and if it qualifies, it will be added to the play list.
The first song in the box is Led Zep...When the Levee Breaks. What a jam!
When The Levee Breaks Led Zeppelin(submitted my Modi)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s
No stupid club music, rap, country western, or death metal will be played at this tavern. Think 60's-80's rock or most likely your song will be rejected. Don't submit songs from dead pedophiles wearing clown faces either. REJECTED!
If your entry is accepted it will be added to the list with your name. There is a killer band that is not so well known to the average nerd. They still play although not very often. The first person submitting a song by this group, gets 5000 gold for having good taste. Only one song per person can be posted each day, so no flooding.
Stay thirsty for good music my friends |
works without conventional power.
time machine to bring some back here. You see geeks, anything is possible in a virtual world.
List of Upgrades for the juke box:
1. Music from the future.
2. Speakers to attune sound frequency and volume to the listener. (Different factions have different hearing abilities).
List of Upgrades for the Tavern:
1. Floating Tavern. Tavern floats in the sky. (100 feet up in the air).
2. Teleportation runes on the ground to facilitate traveling for the flight-disabled customers.
3. Localized weather control.
4. State of the art restrooms to replace those trenches! |
List of Upgrades for the juke box:
1. Music from the future.
2. Speakers to attune sound frequency and volume to the listener. (Different factions have different hearing abilities).
List of Upgrades for the Tavern:
1. Floating Tavern. Tavern floats in the sky. (100 feet up in the air).
2. Teleportation runes on the ground to facilitate traveling for the flight-disabled customers.
3. Localized weather control.
4. State of the art restrooms to replace those trenches!
You sure you aren't running for November elections? Sounds like some unqualified community organizer I know.
Remember one thing brother, it's all about me.
The trench is a nod to historic taverns....it stays.
Stay thirsty my friends |
You sure you aren't running for November elections?
Of course not. I'm not with that lying loser group. I'm with the Me-Me-Me loser group. We want this. We want that. Fix the economy. Stop printing money. Give money to the people. Stop inflation. Stop the war. Keep us safe. ....... |
Of course not. I'm not with that lying loser group. I'm with the Me-Me-Me loser group. We want this. We want that. Fix the economy. Stop printing money. Give money to the people. Stop inflation. Stop the war. Keep us safe. .......
But there isn't any war on this server :P
No favorite song for the juke box?
Stay thirsty my friends |
But there isn't any war on this server :P
Yes there is.... there's the:
1. War with the creatures.
2. War with the monster creatures.
3. War with the brigands.
4. War with the invaders.
5. War with the mods.
6. War with the admins.
7. War with the flooders.
8. War with the Hydra!
No favorite song for the juke box?
>>>1. Music from the future. |
But there isn't any war on this server :P
Yes there is.... there's the:
1. War with the creatures.
2. War with the monster creatures.
3. War with the brigands.
4. War with the invaders.
5. War with the mods.
6. War with the admins.
7. War with the flooders.
8. War with the Hydra!
No favorite song for the juke box?
>>>1. Music from the future.
Nonsense, especially about your choice of non-music. You are the guy who goes the other way just to say you are different, aren't you, even if it blatantly ridiculous?
Or....you are a bot. Have you been selling resources at the facilities lately? Hmmmmmm? |
