| Author | Uncle Modi's Tavern |
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Oh come on Modi old friend #207 destroys your image! This can not be true....
Lots of the girls who were after Modi the 'best looking' will be very disappointed!
Your quest were to make happy as many chicks as You can! -> If u are so 'picky' you can not complete Your quest! |
Your quest were to make happy as many chicks as You can! -> If u are so 'picky' you can not complete Your quest!
What are you talking about? Modi drowned Cleo! This is among the many actions he took to "put them out of their misery". |
| Am I the only one here who wants to discuss the decor and ambience within Modi's establishment? -_- |
Am I the only one here who wants to discuss the decor and ambience within Modi's establishment? -_-
Was there more to discuss?
The trenches, outhouse, entrances/exits, the throne.... they all been talked about.
The last page was kind of dedicated to the Persian belly dancers.
I guess we haven't really discussed the serving wenches. Many moons ago Modi was interviewing them, but who did he hire? How many were hired? What was his criteria and process? Did the ones who "loved" Modi the most get hired? Or was it by how loud they screamed his name? What about the uniforms?
Or maybe the ones hired are the ones who can actually do their jobs while in the presence of Modi. |
| Well I have heard of a wall where his enemies heads are mounted, I sort of wished to discuss that. |
| what kind of chairs will he use or how sturdy of tables will their be special events each month etc. |
| What of the lighting? Wax candles or oil lamps??? |
| hehehe lets wreck the bar build nicer one with better host |
| :O but this bar is my source of income! |
Wonder if the creator of LWM will continue this English server or give it up?
If they are gonna give up on LWM English server, we still have around 1 \ year and 6 days I guess.
LWM domain expiration date is stated below:
http://hqindex.com/lordswm.com |
| Crap...crap...crap... Megacrap! |
| It's the end of the world!!!!!!!!! |
The grand opening of Uncle Modi's Tavern will coincide with the server updates.All is ready to go and there will be plenty of prizes given away that day. The contest begins when Arctic has finished the upgrade and posts in the forum and not before! Because nobody knows exactly when this will be, this is a fair starting point. Posts by alt characters do not count! No person can order a shot of Dwarven moonshine more than once and have it count towards the total count.
Door prizes:
1.The first person to stop in the Tavern and order a shot of Dwarven moonshine AFTER Arctic's first post in the forum post-upgrade wins 10,000 gold.
2. Should there be new monsters like ru server has, the first person to defeat new monsters in a hunt and post the link in the tavern showing their victory shall win one moonstone.
3. The first person to sell a new art in the market and post their link wins a care package containing:
1 nickel
3 Abrasives
1 Viper Venom
4. The 10th person to stop in and order a shot of Dwarven moonshine wins 2 Meteorite Shards
5. The first person to win a MG quest, defeating a new monster wins 2 Witch Blooms and 5,000 gold.
6. The 15th person to order a shot of Dwarven moonshine wins 20 Mercury.
7. The first person to win a caravan containing new monsters wins 20 sulfur.
8. The first female to stop by and tell me how hot I am wins 15,000 gold.
9. The first person to win any escort MG quest wins 5000 gold.
10.The person with the best story telling how Modi saved the world from mutant aliens wins 3 battles using my 4x10 Mithril and 4x10 Longbow or if not at the required level, 10000 gold. Toshiro will be the judge and his word is law. You have 24 hours post-upgrade to post your story.
Pay attention to this last section because your prizes will be lost if you do not follow directions. Anyone posting to win a prize and not writing "Stay thirsty my friends" in their post will be disqualified. Don't cry if you forget.
There will also be other prizes given away, depending on what sort of mood I am in that day.
Stay thirsty my friends |
| sure u generous dont make me laugh |
Ladies and Gentlemen,
are you ready? Now bring it on..... |
The first female to stop by and tell me how hot I am wins 15,000 gold.
how do we know if your hot we dont even know what u look like |
for azabukinie:
He does have pictures up..... |
The first female to stop by and tell me how hot I am wins 15,000 gold.
/lolthought Guy playing female toon telling Modi how hot he is... and wins 15k. /endlolthought
:p
Incidentally, that particular prize is the most lucrative one, which technically, can't be won by males. o.O" |
Taken from https://www.lordswm.com/forum_messages.php?tid=1889623&page=5
Kiz's post:
"
Oh Straws,
Your existence are most pleasurable to mankind
Slender and exquisite, your function tested by the sands of time
Oh, how lovely it is to have you around
Along with a cool beverage all year round
Alas Straws,
No one has taken your presence to heart
As they are none too smart
To realise your selfless contribution
To cure their lethargy and enervation
However!
I am always a company for you
Whenever I am relaxing by the the bayou
When your lips and mine touch <---- O.o hmm... O.o??
Ectasy and happiness relieves me by much <---- Wow! *clap* *clap* O.O
"
No wonder Modi needs to put the 15k gold as the prize. It is so hard to win over a female's heart because a new species of female is on the loose these days. |
Ehem! I did not remember giving permission to reproduce my poem elsewhere.
*casts Lightning on Zioblade, 1 Zioblade perishes.*
No wonder Modi needs to put the 15k gold as the prize.
Using money to buy love is like ummm, not true love. Unless, a really tremendously huge sum of money is involved, then this MAY NOT apply. |
