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Uncle Modi's Tavern


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AuthorUncle Modi's Tavern
Just got another shipment of Dwarven Moonshine in and there was a note attached to one crate. It reads...

" Hey Empire chicks, if you are in the mood to romp with a bunch of sawed-off, bearded barbarians, we will have a party boat docked by the lighthouse. You know what they say, it ain't the magic in the wand, it's how you use it! Peace out!"

PS
Our beach is topless only!


Just passing it along, ladies.

Stay thirsty my friends
You know what? Something sounded strange about that note from the randy dwarves.

The saying is supposed to read, "it ain't the size of the wand it's the magic in it." They must be drinking too much of their own product.

Aza, I see you heading towards the lighthouse. I'm telling Dan. :P

Stay thirsty my friends
Empire chicks
I guess the guys aren't invited? ? ? :(
Kekekekekeke, this is funny. Everytime I log on I check it out. Can I be the cook/chef in the tavern Modi?
I guess the guys aren't invited? ? ? :(

Dude. You can always throw a dress on and show up as an ugly chick. I'm sure they won't mind. I hear dwarven women have hairy chests anyway.

Stay thirsty my friends
Kekekekekeke, this is funny. Everytime I log on I check it out. Can I be the cook/chef in the tavern Modi?

Can't trust a stranger with such an important job. You can be the food tester though, in case someone tries to poison me.

Stay thirsty my friends
Do people try to poison you often? :O
for Modi:
you think your funny ha well i wouldn't play with dwarves cause the usury come up short and i wouldn't want to hurt dan he too good to me in more then few ways
on top that he pleases me more then u ever can
on top that he pleases me more then u ever can

is this challenge for modi?^^
There are no challenges for modi, I guess.
I can not imagine what could be challenging for him!
There are no challenges for modi, I guess.
I can not imagine what could be challenging for him!


How about being nice? Na, always fail that challenge.

Stay thirsty my friends
There is something I find it puzzling, azabukinie. If you really dun like Modi's little stories, you can ignore this thread and dun have to post anything though. U seem quite addicted to his little "stories" and could not wait for him to put up more ridiculous stuffs so you can post back more " nice" stuffs about him.

Hmmm..... I wonder what is the opposite of hatred??? dertah or something else???
throw a dress on
I thought it was a topless only party. I guess those dwarves must be blind too. I should arrive wearing a very large long shirt with a woman's body painted on it.

No wonder the dwarf war never comes. Apparently those blind dwarves can't see our lighthouse. They need to lay off all that moonshine.
People if you would simply ignore modi's actions and posts and not reply to his topic at all he wouldn't be where he is now... famous...

You made him what he has become! it's your fault people...
People if you would simply ignore modi's actions and posts and not reply to his topic at all he wouldn't be where he is now... famous...

You made him what he has become! it's your fault people...



Maybe but some of us like me, have no reasons to ignore Modi's actions and posts.
XD I am just bored.
Wow that must have been dwarf beach party! I have some bad news though, someone filmed it and uploaded it on Dwarftube under " Empire Girls Gone Wild!"

Yep, now the whole world knows you have a dwarf fetish. Tsk tsk.

Stay thirsty my friends
filmed it and uploaded it
What are these words you are using?
yeah every one will see me no lol their is no such thing Wow that must have been dwarf beach party! I have some bad news though, someone filmed it and uploaded it on Dwarftube under " Empire Girls Gone Wild!"

Yep, now the whole world knows you have a dwarf fetish
I have some bad news though, someone filmed it and uploaded it on Dwarftube under " Empire Girls Gone Wild!"


You have forgotten to add a "red" word before the "Dwarftube". XD


I should arrive wearing a very large long shirt with a woman's body painted on it.

Probably, Pantheon is featured in that video too, disguising himself as a chick wearing bikini rather than that in that long skirt he hopes to wear it for the party. Gosh... I guess one will have drop from "climax" stage to "anti-climax" stage at that very instant he or she sees Pantheon dancing around in the video.
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