Author | Uncle Modi's Tavern |
@182. More prophecy Modi? I need to store this thread, so in 2013 I can show you how prophecy is a flawed idea that has no grounding in logic or common sense. It needs incredibly gullible people to accept any prophecy that doesn't speak of exact events at specific times.
But wait, no prophet does that because they need to be vague so they have a chance of it coming true by having a very generous interpretation of their incredibly vague prophecy
Er, ban yourself for insulting half the world. Now back to your Christopher Hitchens material or whatever drone web site you follow.
I already had a taste of your "logic" and was unimpressed. They are all borrowed ideas, none of them original. Logic indeed.
Piltdown man? Nebraska man? Talk about the gullible!
Stay thirsty my friends |
for Barbarian-Fishy:
You are referring to the false prophets. Only false prophets would purposely speak vague terms to allow broad interpretation and thus have room to use some sort of loophole to get around proof that their prophecies are wrong.
Real prophets may be forced to speak vaguely for some reason. Just because gullible people are tricked by the many false prophets doesn't mean that real prophets don't exist.
Disregarding common sense and using only logic there is no proof that prophets don't exist. Also we can't disapprove time travel, visions of the future, or abilities (granted by biology, environment, or technology) to foresee future events (or clues of them).
For example: Those who are only 1 day old and thus never seen a sunrise would panic when the sun sets and the cold night chill sets in. Those who are many days old would not panic and know that the sun would rise soon. |
Other fun examples:
Prophets are aliens with advanced technlogy.
Prophets are from the future (and thus have advanced technology and already have knowledge of future events).
Prophets are advanced humans (genetics, 6th sense, whatever...) that can perceive things that normal humans can't.
Prophets are humans with mutations (similar to how animals and insects have different sensory organs than us and thus have receive different information). |
back to the pole dancing thing, I actually was hoping for female dancers. I was in no way attempting to get Modi up on the stage. *shiver* |
Err, pole-dancing does not equate to stripping, at least that's what I meant.
Have you guys not heard of pole-dancing classes, which is a totally cool way of exercising, although the classes are way too pricey?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pole_dance |
Well I was sort of hoping for the sort of pole dance that lead on to stripping but if that is to much to ask! |
There will no trashy strippers or lame pole dancers at Uncle Modi's Tavern. You want that nonsense, build your own place.
We only have cultured dancers at the tavern. Only Persian belly dancers will get on stage at my place.
My take on strip clubs? Only losers go there who can't find a hot chick on their own and think by placing money in the girl's panties and bras that they have a shot to take them home.
Wouldn't be caught dead in a strip club. L O S E R V I L L E ! Would you be proud of your daughter if she was a stripper? I would disown her.
I wouldn't even date a girl who wears a thong at the beach, or one that has tattoos, or piercings, or isn't Asian, or has a big mouth, or a bossy attitude, or fat, or stupid, or boring, or bisexual, or a Pagan, or is in love with material things, or gossips, or doesn't like games, or sports, or doesn't like to read, or doesn't follow politics, or can't cook, or doesn't clean, or won't keep the lights on, or doesn't shave her legs or armpits, or spits, or farts, or doesn't have a full set of teeth(her own) or likes crappy music, or likes lame movies, or is over 45, or is under 30, or(that's a lot of ors). That pretty much eliminates 99% of the females on earth.
Some people say I'm picky. I have no idea what they are talking about.
Stay thirsty my friends |
for Kiz:
Yep. But normally guys don't do it and girls only do it because the guys encourage them. And then only a fraction of those girls continue doing so for their own benefit because after trying it they found it was a good form of exercise. |
for Modi:
What's wrong with non-Asians?
lol, so only ages 30-45 are good? What's the problem with the other ages?
Would you be proud of your daughter if she was a stripper? I would disown her.
So your daughter can be a Persian belly dancer?
My take on strip clubs? Only losers go there who can't find a hot chick on their own and think by placing money in the girl's panties and bras that they have a shot to take them home.
Can the losers placing money in the girl's panties and bras on the Persian belly dancers ? |
What's wrong with non-Asians?
lol, so only ages 30-45 are good? What's the problem with the other ages?
Would you be proud of your daughter if she was a stripper? I would disown her.
So your daughter can be a Persian belly dancer?
My take on strip clubs? Only losers go there who can't find a hot chick on their own and think by placing money in the girl's panties and bras that they have a shot to take them home.
Can the losers placing money in the girl's panties and bras on the Persian belly dancers ?
What's wrong with non-Asians? They ain't Asian for one thing! :P
You go after what you like and I will go after what I like, fair enough?
Belly dancing is an art form that dates back....let me look it up...that dates back a long time ;). There are no bills being stuffed down the clothes. They preform gracefully and exit. Anything else is just plain trash.
I don't like women too much older than I am and surely don't like them too young. Who needs to hear some giggling kid all night long? Besides, young people have these silly dreams that they think will come true. They haven't been smacked into reality by the world yet. You can have those types.
Stay thirsty my friends |
Well, I didn't know there was going to be persian belly dancers!!! |
no bills being stuffed down the clothes
*check*
Anything else I shouldn't be doing? |
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Erm, forget about the question, Modi. I regretted the moment I posted it. Don't want this to lead to a racist thread.
Mods please delete my post #213, if you want to. Sorry for the trouble. |
This looks bad. This whole crazy discussion on pole-dancing, stripping and views on whatever is getting nowhere. |
Shall we discuss the décor of modi's fine establishment? |
dam u modi trying to poison me |
U have already been poisoned. XD |
lose 188 HP suffer from posioning XD |
She is a necro currently, normal poison that affects hp would not work. She is just psychologically poisoned by Modi. It causes an addiction to his thread. |