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Uncle Modi's Tavern


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AuthorUncle Modi's Tavern
" I, Dionysus, admit to coming to Uncle Modi's Tavern to read his stories."
(bandit)

" I, molstesss, admit to coming to Uncle Modi's Tavern to read his stories."
Wednesday is "Ladies Night." Drinks for free for them? Nope. On Wednesday, ladies get to sit on Modi's lap and tell him how great he is for 15 minutes. No pushing, shoving, or cutting in line. Be here early because there will be a big line. First come, first served. :

PS. No fat chicks
Come on now you vagabonds, you know you read my thread. Have the guts to post that you do so I can reveal the source of my evil ways. There is a life lesson in it for the youngsters.( like I care if they learn anything bwahahahaha)

It's no secret I have a thing for Persian chicks. I found this on on ru. Enjoy!

http://www.heroeswm.ru/photo_pl_photos.php?aid=112798


Stay thirsty my friends
Now that is one reason why we should play .ru server. XD
Now that is one reason why we should play .ru server. XD

Nobody is leaving this Tavern and Empire. We stay all here and have the biggest party ever...Those pretty ladies there are not comparable with the ladies in our Empire. They have no class.

We have the best and the most beautiful chicks on this planet on our server....Even the .ru citizens are coming to our Empire to marry our ladies here...

For me one thing is clear.We have the Geisha s here and this is what counts!
Well, I didn't say we should going to abandon .com server for .ru ones. We can have play both servers though. XD
" I, Erebes, admit to coming to Modi's Tavern to read his lunatic stories."
lunatic
haha....

Did anyone else notice that those roofs have no safety fences, rails, guards, or spacing? Or is there something wrong with me for even noticing that at all? :)

Did anyone else notice that those roofs have no safety fences, rails, guards, or spacing? Or is there something wrong with me for even noticing that at all? :)


Apparently Modi's prowess is safety enough :)
You know I am always keeping an eye on you and your stories~ >:)
i read your stories so i know how ridiculous u are
@ azabukinie:

This is real passion....You only need to get divorced with Dan and the ceremonial will follow....I will offer myself as witness :-)
I hope there will be any security staff at your tavern Uncle! :)

However the allmighty Modi may kick 'disliked persons' on his own just to show his power to the ladies! :)

Am I right?
anybody keeping tabs on the number of people wanting to hear how uncle modi turned bad?
I'd be interested. That implies he was once good though. I am not so sure.
for Barbarian-Fishy:i dont think he ever did he pure evil who must be purged
*In Great Capital's outskirts a noble Paladin hero riding over the hills noticed a powerful emination coming from a section of the City. He makes his way to Uncle Modi's Tavern. The crowds part like the Red Sea as the Paladin's aura both blinds and physically shoves the common folk aside. The Paladin strolls into the Tavern unimpeded. Upon entering the Tavern serving wenches started spilling ale and dropping plates as they gaped at the Paladin. Lords from across the Empire stopped their conversations and are dumbfounded by the new arrival. Toshiro scrambles towards the Paladin.

Toshiro: "Welcome to Uncle Modi's Tavern, Stranger".

The Paladin ignores Toshiro and heads straight for Modi. The crowd surrounding Modi's throne quickly moves aside. Some of them doing so in an awkward manner and caused some hiliarious accidents; that is if anyone bothered to even look. Despite freezing everyone's actions strangely enough instead of silence there was a heavenly music in the background from no particular source. As the Paladin reaches the steps to Uncle Modi's throne he nearly trips over one of the clean cold spring water trenches.

Uncle Modi: "Just who do you thin . . ."

The Paladin gathers up his aura and makes a throwing action.
<Later on most lords (previously heroes) who had witnessed the Hermit Druid's actions agreed that the Paladin was just as mysterious and that the throwing action was similar to the Hermit's movements.>
Uncle Modi started to shine in a bright light. The light grew in intensity as an audible dong sound (not gong sound) resounded throughout the Tavern.
Been very busy having fun someplace else(wink wink). I can see we are at just under one million responses...good, as I expected. What? You ask how there can be nearly a million responses when there is only a couple thousand players on this server?

One thing you must learn when you come to Uncle Modi's Tavern, don't ever let the truth get in the way of a good story!

I shall return shortly with the secret to my evilness. Get some tissues out for this tragic tale. :(


Stay thirsty my friends
hmmm interesting
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