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Uncle Modi's Tavern


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AuthorUncle Modi's Tavern
With such great trenches why did you put in the outhouse? Or do the trenches only go around inside the tavern and thus the outhouse is for those waiting in line?
With such great trenches why did you put in the outhouse? Or do the trenches only go around inside the tavern and thus the outhouse is for those waiting in line?

Do you think you are going to take a dump on the floor in my Tavern???!!! The outhouses are for solids and those not at the bar. Come on son, get with the program!

Stay thirsty my friends
I wonder how many players come here to read my madness but never post? Who wants to hear a story from my demented past while we wait for the Tavern to be completed? Don't be shy to admit you come here, go public and tell me who you are, dear readers hiding in the shadows.


Stay thirsty my friends
Come on, don't be afraid. This is therapy for you, free of charge. Let me help you...just copy this quote and fill in your name.

" I, __________, admit to coming to Uncle Modi's Tavern to read his stories."

Stay thirsty my friends
" I, someone325, admit to coming to Uncle Modi's Tavern to read his stories."
" I, Pantheon, admit to coming to Uncle Modi's Tavern to read his stories."

Do you think you are going to take a dump on the floor in my Tavern???!!! The outhouses are for solids and those not at the bar. Come on son, get with the program!
Feel free to unload at your stool.(no pun intended)
>>>stool = dump?
so instead of getting up and losing their seat
>>>trench is for not losing my seat, right?
One is clean cold spring water,
>>>I assumed the flushing from this is very popular to remove solids. :)
I, Tuskor, admit to coming to Uncle Modi's Tavern to read his stories.
" I, lik, admit to not coming to Uncle Modi's Tavern to read his stories." :)
stool = dump

Indeed it does, that is why I wrote "unload AT your stool," not "unload your stool." But let me ask you, have you ever taken a dump without pissing? I say it is impossible! Let the men of science tell us about this mystery!

Stay thirsty my friends
I see people coming out of the closet(bwahaha) to admit they are readers of Uncle Modi's Tavern. This is a good thing.

If 25 different players admit it, I will tell you the true story of how I became evil. Some tragic event turned me into the mean old Uncle you know but I will not share it unless I see 25 admissions.

Stay thirsty my friends
22 to go...gl with that
" I, Ghost_Face, admit to not coming to Uncle Modi's Tavern to read his stories."
I, __________, admit to coming to Uncle Modi's Tavern to read his stories.


That is what I came to this tavern for. XD
Who is serving beverages in your tavern? Shrews? Rogues?
I, a complete loser who is not as cool as Modi, admit to coming to "Uncle" Modi's Tavern to feel better about myself

@74 Maybe Grandmaster bow-women "Bow chika wow wow"

Just a thought :P
" I, sry, admit to coming to Uncle Modi's Tavern to read his stories."
I just watched a glimpse of the throne ! Its just...just..*faints*

*wakes up*

The throne is majestic than the majesty of the wizards
It is grand the titans
Modi will be proud than the pride of the Empire !
With such great trenches why did you put in the outhouse? Or do the trenches only go around inside the tavern and thus the outhouse is for those waiting in line?

lol
Who is serving beverages in your tavern? Shrews? Rogues?
On ladies night it's titans. It's all about that "massive chest" thing. Plus when women just...just..*faints*, sometimes that's because the titans overdid the lightning bolt when serving drinks across the tavern. You know what they say, "No service is faster than lightning fast!"
I, SwitchBlad3, admit to coming to Uncle Modi's Tavern to read his stories

Yes!! I can finally admit it! ^^
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