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Uncle Modi's Tavern


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AuthorUncle Modi's Tavern
Now you may think I would say the moral of the story is to think before you act, because one bad move could change your life....but nope. My advice is this, if you are going to drop the hammer, get your money's worth! I should have punched that teacher in his face, not his chest!

Stay thirsty my friends
Crotch would be more worth it.
Wait... wha? ... So... your defining moment... your great cathartic experience, was being given detention in grade school?! That's so precious! After pages of forum buildup, we were expecting some great Shakespearean tragedy and instead we get... detention... LOL! How very anti-climactic.
Yeah! unfortunaltly, modi lost all his quality that he has been building off the past 6 months... It's a shame!
xD
Wait... wha? ... So... your defining moment... your great cathartic experience, was being given detention in grade school?! That's so precious! After pages of forum buildup, we were expecting some great Shakespearean tragedy and instead we get... detention... LOL! How very anti-climactic.

I knew you were a secret reader and this little tale pulled you from the closet where you lurk. Good stuff. What you missed in the story was the years of abuse that went unanswered, exploding in that one moment and totally changing my life's course. See, these days, you wouldn't dare look at me the wrong way but you bravely type away with delicate fingers from your safe zone. It was more about losing the girl I wanted to marry than anything else but I am not surprised you failed to see that, nor do I care that you were unimpressed. Just filling the time between ambushes on ru. I do have a couple questions though, how can you function with your head on my tavern wall? I lopped it off months ago. Also, do you wake up at night in a cold sweat saying " I'll never be him, I'll never be him!!!??"

Stay thirsty my friends( and closet readers who are obsessed with me)
your story was pathetic
your story was pathetic

Don't hate me because I am like a god. It's not my fault I was born this way.

Stay thirsty my friends
And now let's take a walk down memory lane. Do you remember the celebration when they thought Modi was done with the game for good? No? Take a look at the names of my fans on this old thread.

https://www.lordswm.com/forum_messages.php?tid=1879270

Imagine the horror when suddenly, Modi reappeared? Like an apparition they thought dispelled, he rose up to their dismay. They had to go back to rubber sheets for the bed-wetting returned. Funny some claim that Modi's antics never got to them. This thread proves otherwise.

Bar refinished. Construction 93% complete

Stay thirsty my friends(and closet readers)
are Gods born? Does that not lead to who gave birth to the first God.I think I remember something about Greek and Roman Gods having children, though I think that was with mortals to give Demi Gods.

Anyway since it takes a God to give birth to a God I presume you are a polytheist. Interesting, I wonder where all the other Gods are?
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are Gods born? Does that not lead to who gave birth to the first God.I think I remember something about Greek and Roman Gods having children, though I think that was with mortals to give Demi Gods.

Anyway since it takes a God to give birth to a God I presume you are a polytheist. Interesting, I wonder where all the other Gods are?


Notice the small "g" in god? Over your head is it? I thought so.

Stay thirsty my friends( and closet readers)
People, may be you will stop to insult each other and try to descry human nature behind your "enemy's" face?

Modi, I feel sad about this situation which has changed your life. I also had similar experience and when I read about chest punch I was surprised why not in the face but then I read the end of the story. My situation was not so fatal and I think that I got more than lost. I understood there is not only friends and kind people in the world. There are also cruel bastards who want to crush your life. Not because you did something awful and deserved it. They want to do it only for their profit and they don't care that it is unjustly. Anyway, I showed myself as strong person in this situation and now I'm trying to be "the best friend and the worst enemy". I hope you life also turned to the bright side in the upshot. I mean the woman who tamed the beast :) Maybe you will tell this story sometime.

Sorry for the mistakes, english is not my native.
Ah silly me, and after all you are only like a god, not one at all. I wonder in which way you are like it? Perhaps you are like a god where people send their prayers to you to hope for better. Or perhaps like a god who expects sacrifice and unequal treatment between men and women, I could start listing properly with references, but no doubt I would offend someone, and that is not my intention. Perhaps things were mixed up, and the devil had you, just read things bacwards and a demonic Yoda comes out of your words

Don't hate me because I am like a god. It's not my fault I was born this way.

Reverse and add proper intonation and we get

Way this born was I. Fault my not. It's dog a like am I, because me hate don't.

Ah the riddles we can find in our words.
This is starting to wander dangerously close to a religious discussion. Lets please end that here.
Ever hear of the term Stockholm syndrome? Although not exactly the same, the readers here who claim to hate me but can't stay away from reading my thread are under similar psychosis. You have become emotionally attached to your tormentor. The mind is a funny thing, is it not?

Why would anyone despise another yet keep coming back for more? One answer is that there is absolutely zero going on server-wise. The other is secretly the women want me and the men want to be me. It's a fact, not an opinion.

See a shrink for your problems people. You have been entangled in Modi's mad world and can not escape!

Love me or hate me, this thread is the most interesting thing in the forum. Don't ya just hate that?

Stay thirsty my friends( and closet readers)
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geez he thinks he can do what ever he want and suffer nothing from it he needs a realty check some got to teach him a lesson
for azabukinie:

If you admit you love me, we won't tell Dan. We promise :P

Stay thirsty my friends( and obsessed stalkers)
u would love for me to say that but the fact is i dont and u cant do anything make me feel otherwise
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